{"id":3575,"date":"2015-09-08T13:06:47","date_gmt":"2015-09-08T20:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aarron.com\/flow\/?p=3575"},"modified":"2015-09-08T13:06:47","modified_gmt":"2015-09-08T20:06:47","slug":"good-girls-aint-wicked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aarron.com\/flow\/2015\/09\/good-girls-aint-wicked\/","title":{"rendered":"Good girls ain’t wicked"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was sent this fun image by an acquaintance today.
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\nIt was a lead in image to one of my long gone websites (which I have mentioned before on artistic flow<\/a>) featuring one of my often said phrases which it seems has become a semi viral internet quote on and off over the years since.
\n“Because good girls are about as exciting as stale rice crackers.” <\/p>\n

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Because good girls are about as exciting as stale rice crackers<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n

Back when I said that all the time the big diet fad was to eat these weird almost tasteless rice cracker (actually called “rice cakes” by the folks who munched on them) things instead of tasty food that you could enjoy. I totally didn’t get it.
\nIn what way does a tasteless and not enjoyable bit of puffed rice in the shape of a hockey puck replace delicious things?
\nI still don’t get it.
\nThe same goes with girls when it comes to me. Well behaved girls are boring as fuck. They are the stale rice crackers of interpersonal relationships.
\nOn the other hand I have found that in many cases girls who put on a facade to play the good girl are often the naughtiest of creatures if the opportunity presents itself in a favorable way. The masquerade in itself even adds to the indecorous feelings of interaction with such lovely creatures.
\nNothing really can compare with the taste of a bad behaving , yet seemingly puritanical good girl.
\nThe truly well behaved girls though… I suppose if you enjoy stale rice crackers they are right up your alley. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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